My idea for how to improve human teeth:

    by RogueKatt

    36 Comments

    1. It_Was_Me_Aust1n on

      I’m sorry, but if someone smiles at me and their teeth DON’T have the gaps between each tooth, I’m killing their skinwalker ass.

    2. These teeth might be more prone to chipping and stuff. Also can’t imagine replacing all dentures when you accidently bit hard on some crunchy munchies.

    3. cosmernautfourtwenty on

      Thanks, Mitch. Good to see you got over that whole “dead from an overdose” thing.

    4. As an engineer i can tell you that its a stupid idea.
      Several teeth provides different points where forces can apply.
      If you have one connectect surface the possibility of braking enhances. The concept of of one long teeth makes it less flexible and more stiff.

      As someone who had a bad dentist i can also tell you that i had 2 fillments that connected 2 teeth together, and that was so shitty. I switched my dentist, who renewed them and seperated the teeths again. You dont want a large teeth, because just 2 melded togerher will feel terrible and you dont get used to that feeling^^

    5. Only losing one tooth when you get hit in the face is a feature not a bug. Imagine cracking your only tooth that wraps all the way around your mouth.

    6. No_Question_8083 on

      But, one crack and the whole unitooth would be fcked, when the normal teeth would only have one damaged tooth

    7. Acrobatic-Tomato-128 on

      Terrible

      Seperate teeth are better for when there is a problem with one singular one

      Thats why everything mechanical is made of seperate pieces so when one thing breaks you replace only one thing

    8. No_Interaction_4925 on

      Can’t wait to see what it looks like when your 8 year old is losing his baby toof

    9. How can your skull/head comfortably change size from childhood to adulthood though? The roof of your mouth needs to be able to widen as you grow to accomodate all the important shit in your head and neck, otherwise you could develop a severe underbite and get sleep apnea and snore too loud, your bite won’t fit anymore, and the C1 and C2 could go off their axis and pinch nerves in your spine and brain stem, causing a chain reaction of health issues.

    10. Just acquire shark teeth. Endlessly renewable, exceptionally durable due to fluorite crystals.

    11. This-Profession-8785 on

      This is exactly the kind of evolutionary chart I’d expect after two beers and one bad dental visit.

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